Sunday, May 08, 2005

Holy Shit!

So this morning per usual I was eating my cereal and watching tv and a commercial for Oprah came on. It was a black screeen and Oprah's voice says "I have a deep, dark, secret" and the words "deep, dark secret" appeared in white on the screen. Then it goes to Oprah standing on the stage and says....
Jigga what??!!!???
Can it be true that Oprah has birthed a child and hid her from the public? Not since the press hid FDR being a cripple has any cover up been so scandalous. Or maybe Stedman has a child from another relationship (but how does a gay man get pregnant?). Or can it be that Oprah gave a baby up for adoption? Or do they mean child in the spiritual/emotional sense-like there's a neighborhood kid they're fond of? And doesn't this explain Oprah's flutuating weight gain/loss (but not her horrible hair in the 80s).

I'm so horribly sad I have to work tomorrow, but I'm making my mom watch it. I suggest everyone tune in for this earth shattering news.


  • I heard she was talking about her dog. I TiVoed the episode so I'll confirm that, but I'm pretty sure it's her dog. What a letdown, I was really hoping her and the Sted-ster had some better secrets.

    By Blogger Eileen, at 6:30 PM  

  • Let me know...

    By Blogger Erin, at 2:52 PM  

  • It is her dog. Crazy!

    By Blogger Eileen, at 1:46 PM  

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