Huh?

So there's a commercial on the old boob tube for spray sun screen. Now I don't know if that's irony, coincidence or just plain stupidity. It is my understanding that aerosol cans deplete the ozone layer thus making the sun more harmful, but the more you spray to protect yourself the more harmful the sun will become until the earth explodes. It's like using Magic Johnston's blood to cure AIDS (oh wait he's cured). But really this is a brilliant move by the sunblock industry because they are guaranteeing business, and for that I salute them, because really with Big Tobacco being exposed and being all good making sure kids are carded and having quitting smoking info on their website, we needed an industry to step in and profit off the death of others, and Big Sunblock stepped up to the challenge.