Tuesday, June 20, 2006

What's your past life's name?

A former client who has been refusing her meds stated to me today that her "God-given name is etc. etc. etc. etc. etc." (no joke she had 4 middle names including the name Vanity) but that her past life's name is Audrey. Apparently her great-grandmother died on the date she was born and she feels Audrey is now living her life through her. I was going to press for more details but frankly I didn't really want to know HOW she knew all this.

And more info. on "smell goods" they are most frequently sold in little vials ( I guess it's economic to reuse your vials of crack after you smoke it all) and someone just writes on paper and tapes on the name of the fragrance (ie honey rain or ocean dreams). And apparently Muslims are the ones who sell them, so beware of these new weapons of mass destruction.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Just Some Thoughts

EXCELLENT Book: "Couldn't Keep It to Myself" Edited by Wally Lamb. Wally Lamb is a great fiction writer and this is his first non-fiction. It is a collection of stories written by impression women that Wally Lamb teaches in a writing class. These women are really impressive writers and write from the heart haunting stories of their past.

Here's another word to add to the ghetto dictionary "smell goods" meaning perfume or cologne

I'm extremly happy the Mets are doing so well but I can't help but wish that the slogan was "Next Year is Now" (2005's) which I thought was so much cooler then The Team. The Time. The Year. (2006's)

At work we have a book about 3rd Rock from the Sun (yes, THE hit show, 3rd Rock From the Sun), why? cause people donate all kinds of crazy shit. Anywho one of our clients was looking through it and exclaimed "wait, they were aliens?" It must be hard being so clueless.